{"id":183,"date":"2008-08-22T11:52:44","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T17:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/georgeandshannon.com\/blog\/?p=183"},"modified":"2008-08-22T11:52:44","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T17:52:44","slug":"funny-friday-every-mothers-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/funny-friday-every-mothers-dream","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday: Every Mother&#8217;s Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A quick look through my draft posts resulted in my finding this. It happened almost a year ago, right before Tiger turned four. Too bad this did not become a regular conversation between us! Enjoy.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Mommy, how &#8217;bout this be the last time I throw the ball to you? And then you throw the ball to me and how &#8217;bout that be the last time you throw the ball to me? And then you can go back and finish putting the dishes in the dishwasher&#8230; And I&#8217;ll help you.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I kid you not, my son spoke those words today. He also followed through with his offer to help me load the dishwasher. All totally unprovoked. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A quick look through my draft posts resulted in my finding this. It happened almost a year ago, right before Tiger turned four. Too bad this did not become a regular conversation between us! Enjoy. &#8220;Mommy, how &#8217;bout this be the last time I throw the ball to you? And then you throw the ball [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":313,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}