{"id":278,"date":"2008-08-01T22:51:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-02T04:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2008-08-01T22:51:31","modified_gmt":"2008-08-02T04:51:31","slug":"funny-friday-sandbox-dangers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/funny-friday-sandbox-dangers","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday: Sandbox Dangers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I recently found an old journal of funny stories from the past few years that I thought I&#8217;d share. Here&#8217;s your first funny from that archive. Enjoy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We were relaxing in the backyard on a beautiful Sunday afternoon with Kat and Tiger. (This was before Bear was born.) The kids and George were playing in the sandbox under one of the large cottonwood trees. George said, &#8220;There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just something about getting dirty that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s good for the psyche.&#8221; No more than three minutes later he amends that statement with, \u00e2\u20ac\u009dOh gross!! &#8230;. When I said there was something good about getting dirty, I was NOT referring to bird poop!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently found an old journal of funny stories from the past few years that I thought I&#8217;d share. Here&#8217;s your first funny from that archive. Enjoy! We were relaxing in the backyard on a beautiful Sunday afternoon with Kat and Tiger. (This was before Bear was born.) The kids and George were playing in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,30,29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":283,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions\/283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}