{"id":300,"date":"2008-08-08T22:08:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T04:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/?p=300"},"modified":"2008-08-08T22:08:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T04:08:02","slug":"funny-friday-important-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/funny-friday-important-people","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday: Important People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kat has grown out of her bike and needed a larger one. We wanted to get it today so she could practice on the new bike a bit before the long bike ride we&#8217;re taking in 2 weeks. If you had been at our house this morning, you would have overheard this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Kat, you need to get some shoes on your feet.<br \/>\n< 10 minutes later ><br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Kat, you have to have shoes before we go bike shopping. I&#8217;d hate to have to go bike shopping without you.<br \/>\n<strong>Kat:<\/strong> No, no, noooo! You can&#8217;t do that. I&#8217;m &#8230; one of the important people!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kat has grown out of her bike and needed a larger one. We wanted to get it today so she could practice on the new bike a bit before the long bike ride we&#8217;re taking in 2 weeks. If you had been at our house this morning, you would have overheard this: Me: Kat, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30,29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":302,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}