{"id":326,"date":"2008-08-29T06:45:29","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T12:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/?p=326"},"modified":"2008-08-28T22:47:23","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T04:47:23","slug":"funny-friday-not-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/funny-friday-not-a-good-idea","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday: Not a Good Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Overheard this summer:<\/p>\n

Tiger, I DON’T<\/strong> think it’s a good idea to pick your nose with a sword. – Daddy<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Overheard this summer: Tiger, I DON’T think it’s a good idea to pick your nose with a sword. – Daddy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":329,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blueeyedzoo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}